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· Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.
· New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos and Oreos.
· Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
· Duct tape heals all wounds.
· Showers become less important.
· Sleep becomes more important.
· 10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class.
· Going to the mailbox was never an ego-booster (or ego-breaker) before.
· You begin to nap again.
· The book your professor wrote is always required for his class.
· E-mail becomes your second language.
· Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.
· Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they’re a Godsend.
· You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
· You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
· Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.
· Bum rides, money, notes and snacks as much as you can get them.
· Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before.
· Forget putting the toilet seat down, you just pray that they flush.
· Frisbee becomes a contact sport.
· Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
· College girls are the same as high school girls – just with more freedom, and no curfew.
· Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered.
· Learn to love your roommate, especially when he leaves you the room.
· Printers only break down when you desperately need them.
· Even though the beds are long, they are also extra narrow.
· Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace.
· You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.
· Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.
· Disney movies are more than just classics.
· Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it.
· You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible.
· Phone calls almost never happen and when they do, you just don’t get the messages.
· Cereal makes a meal any time of day.
· Keep your high school term papers; nowadays, everything is recycled.
· ATMs are the devil’s advocate.
· You’ll drink anything if it’s free.
· People still cheat; it’s just more technologically advanced.
· You get really good with excuses for skipping class.
· The girl you’re going to marry may live right next door, so keep your stereo down.
· Ordering food at 1 AM is a common occurrence.
· You never realized how cool you can be.
· TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before.
· You realize how great your hell summer job was once you have to study.
· Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before.
· You meet the type of people you only thought existed in the movies.
· You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temperatures, and roommates snoring.
· You don’t have to cover your textbooks anymore.
· You become a juggler with the balance between school, friends, girls, activities, work, parties.
· You live for chicken finger day at the cafeteria.
· People that were geeks in high school seem okay now.
· You begin to realize that college is about the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
· You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not.
· Procrastination becomes an art.
· Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
· The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.
· With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you’re on intellectual welfare.
· Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.
· You have two kinds of shoes: everyday shoes and party shoes.
· Classes: the later the better.
· The cute girls actually talk to you now.
· Care packages make it all worthwhile.
· The longer you’re there, the less you talk about home.
· Always wear your safety goggles. They’re not kidding.
· You don’t learn last names.
· Card games never lasted for hours before.
· Vacuuming happens every semester, if you get around to it.
· Boys will dance in college.
· People who never talked to you in high school are now your best friends when you come home.
· You are alone at many times.
· It’s amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.
· You spend a ridiculous amount of time pondering the mystery of whether the Lucky Charms in the cafeteria are the real thing.
· People magazine is your deep philosophical reading material.
· You begin to subdivide your room into sections such as den, library, etc. to make it sound like a house.
· All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send some cookies.
· You never realized how quiet your house was.
· Dishes aren’t dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and / or mold in them.
· You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.
